Too Big to Jump on the Bed Lyrics – Jason Didner and the Jungle Gym Jam

Too Big to Jump on the Bed
© 2014, Lyrics by Amy and Jason Didner; Music by Jason Didner
All Rights Reserved

Verse 1:
“Daddy jump on the bed with me!” you say
‘Cause you need to burn some energy today
But if I tried the bed wouldn’t hold my weight
I would make a thud that reverberates
And mama would be seriously dismayed

Pre-chorus:
Then Mama would call the doctor
The doctor would call the nurse
The nurse would call insurance
To see if they reimburse

Chorus:
Say, I’m to big to jump on the bed
You’ll have to jump on it for us
‘Cause I would fall and bump my head
Like the five little monkeys before us

Verse 2:
So I’ll hold your hands while you jump up and down
I’ll do all I can to protect that precious crown
You can jump and play now with delight
With your Daddy here you’ll be all right
And Mama much prefers those happy sounds

Pre-chorus:
So Mama won’t call the doctor
The doctor won’t call the nurse
The nurse won’t call insurance
To see if they reimburse

Chorus

Solo

Bridge:
I couldn’t have imagined that
I’d witness such a scene
You’re a super bouncing acrobat
With a bed for a trampoline

Chorus (2x)


This song is in included in the album Lollipop Motel.

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